1) How would you deal with your biggest enemy?

Scowl at them and call them an expletive after they kick you off the football team

Try and reason with them over a cup of tea

Kill them

Give them a bloody good talking to and wind them up at every opportunity

2) Where would we find you in Happy Valley?

Helping people out down the community centre

Chasing down criminals

Sneaking out of school and going against your gran's wishes

Prison

3) What's the worst crime you've committed?

Murder

Nothing, you're too sweet to be a criminal

Beating up Tommy Lee Royce

Bunking off school

4) What drink are you ordering at the pub?

Orange juice

A high percentage scrumpy-like cider

A large glass of vino after a very stressful day

A big bottle of whiskey

5) Pick a colour

Red

Green

Blue

Yellow

6) Which of these best describes you?

Kind and compassionate

Straight-talking and no-nonsense

Naive and adventurous

Angry and resentful

7) Who is your best friend in Happy Valley?

Neil

Ann Gallagher

Daniel Cawood

Anyone who'll be friends with me

8) What job do you think would be best at?

Mastermind criminal

Top police officer

Saviour of the community

Football star

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